Heard a big boozy legend needs a sidekick so here’s an adaption of the legendary ‘i want to be a hallam ranger’ chant to set the mood before my manifesto...??
I want to be your social sec,
So at nation you’re all wrecked ??
Get yourself to pres at 8,
They’ll be forfeits if your late ?
I love drinking (I love drinking) ??
On a Wednesday (on a Wednesday)
Pop in molly’s (pop in molly’s)
Uuuuuuuup the nation (Uuuuuuuup the nation) ????
I met a guy from hallam rugby
Said korf was best so can he fuck me ??
I said fine but make it quick
Our freshers come before your dick ??????
I love dancing (I love dancing) ??
On a Wednesday (on a Wednesday)
Pop in soyo (pop in soyo)
Uuuuuuuup the nation (Uuuuuuuup the nation) ????
Two hallam korfers were necking on,
One hugging wine with his hair all gone ??????
I need a bully like KP,
What a great sidekick Keir would be ??
We love drinking (we love drinking) ??
On a Wednesday (on a Wednesday)
Pop in maida (pop in maida)
Uuuuuuuup the nation (Uuuuuuuup the nation) ????
Games at pres to out your secrets
Girls which lad has the biggest penis ??
On the rumour mill you go
But shade or abuse is an absolute no ??????
I love drinking (i love drinking) ??
On a Wednesday (on a Wednesday)
Pop in molly’s (pop in molly’s)
Uuuuuuuup the nation (Uuuuuuuup the nation) ???
Tell me a night where I’ve been boring?
Get on your knees the sourz is pouring ??
What you haven’t had a stroh?
Jordan’s record is 6 just so you know ??
I love dancing (I love dancing)????
On a Wednesday (on a Wednesday)
Pop in soyo (pop in soyo)
Uuuuuuuup the nation (Uuuuuuuup the nation)????
I want to bring themes old and new,
The hunt and hand cuffed to name a few ??
Best believe I know the crack,
2 years of socials, I’ve got the knack ??????
We love korfing (we love korfing) ?????
But not on Thursdays (not on Thursdays)
Cos we’re hanging (cos we’re hanging)
Uuuuuuuup the hallam (Uuuuuuuup the hallam) ??????
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Some reasons to vote for me:
1. Me and Keir are neighbours next year living opposite colliegate - a perfect pres location and making organisation and communication between the two of us very easy.
2. To some people’s surprise I was new to the club this year but quickly made friends with loads of returners and freshers - having a good relationship with everyone should help us be one big family at socials and I can make all freshers feel very welcome and intergeate quickly. I’m a perfect example of how the gap between freshers and returners can be closed.
3. I never f*** it and have to go home early, I will be as dedicated to the sesh as I have been this year - I’ll put effort and enthusiasm into all the socials provided so you guys have the best time possible.
4. I understand the work it takes to be a social sec after spending time with the current social sex...sorry secs, so I’m not going into the role with any disillusions - They’ve done an amazing job this year so a massive thankyou and I think if I took over the standard wouldn’t drop.
5. I understand going out isn’t for everyone so best believe I can be sober and will be arranging some activities to include everyone in the club - Film nights and jump trampolining are examples of some winners from this year.
6. Sponsors are very important for us, soyo and molly’s are long time korf favourites that I hope to keep with potential to start crashing maida vale too. Revs is the classy location of choice for when we get all dolled up for the Christmas meal etc and remains perfect for charity events that I will stress are just as important and fun as a piss up.
7. My maths degree means I should be very good at counting money meaning I’ll crack down on who isn’t paying up and make sure things are paid for and oraganised for some of our bigger social events in advance.
8. Finally Korf mums and dads weren’t a big feature in the club this year but we could have a lot of fun with this idea on socials so watch this space ??
Now sit back, relax, let me do the work and wait for a time and place to be...
Korf Love,
Rosanna x